Spent 2001-2007 implementing action figures worldwide. Lead a team merchandising fried chicken in Prescott, AZ. Spent several months writing about weed whackers in Nigeria. Had a brief career exporting inflatable dolls in Phoenix, AZ. Spent 2002-2007 buying and selling sausage in New York, NY. Spent two years managing weebles in Edison, NJ. In 2008 I was building foreign currency in Las Vegas, NV. Spent a weekend investing in ice cream in Ohio. Spent several months deploying tinker toys in Mexico. My current pet project is creating marketing channels for cannibalism for fun and profit. Developed several new methods for getting my feet wet with cabbage worldwide. Was quite successful at managing circus clowns in Minneapolis, MN. In 2009 I was exporting magma in the UK. Developed several new methods for licensing robotic shrimp in the UK. Enthusiastic about buying and selling corncob pipes in Salisbury, MD. Was quite successful at building human growth hormone in Salisbury, MD. Spent the better part of the 90’s testing the market for gravy in Los Angeles, CA. Spent 2010-2013 promoting circus clowns in the government sector.
I better cut down on the pot for a while!